tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14627669362573500862024-03-05T21:01:22.578-08:00El Reverso de OshidoriBlog de humor y poesía satírica sobre actualidad.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-33757615554516577642017-02-07T11:11:00.000-08:002017-02-07T11:11:27.565-08:00Romance de Trump<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Oshidori celebra la toma de posesión del nuevo presidente de los Estados Unidos con un volquete de epítetos.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Una cochambrosa joya, </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">zafia, cutre y lenguaraz; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">casposo calabacín, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">cantamañanas, patán; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un zanahorio epidérmico, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un desastre capilar, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">racista con mando en plaza </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por razón electoral, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un bocazas con corbata</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y con visera: un gañán,</span><br />
<a name='more'></a><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">cómico sin gracia alguna,</span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><div class="MsoNormal">
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">bodoque, bobo, incapaz; </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">xenófobo de hormigón, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">machista, arcaico, amoral; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">el vecino inaguantable </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que siempre hay en un portal </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y el yerno que toda suegra</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">El adalid de las trolas</span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que ahora llaman posverdad, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un empresaurio con ínfulas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un hospedero procaz; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">primate dictando órdenes </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">desde el despacho oval, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">tuitero con logorrea, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">trol regando un albañal; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">constructor de un muro digno </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de aquel Paleta Agromán, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">fanfarrón, memo, jumento, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mamacallos y bausán </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con la vergüenza impugnada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y la tez de pedernal. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Un populista de ático </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con vistas a Central Park, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">el amiguito de Putin, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">forúnculo de la
OTAN, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">piropeador del <i>Brexit</i>, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">cromañón occidental, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">lerdo en poder de la clave </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">del maletín nuclear, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">el más grande badulaque </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que ha pisado el Air Force One, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">hortera de los dorados </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y villano de manual.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Un neoyorquino paleto, </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un guión de <i>House of Cards</i>, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">baboso de ligoteo, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">cuñao, chulo de bar; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">tonto útil de la guerra, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">proveedor de Pimperán; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">botarate, mameluco, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">tarado, vil, barrabás, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">armaguedón de la idiocia, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">plaga bíblica, big bang, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">cataclismo, caos, tsunami, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">bochorno, calamidad, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">colonoscopia, epidemia, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">hecatombe y Donald Trump.</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-20216576293130603522016-10-29T02:27:00.002-07:002017-02-07T11:43:32.971-08:00Romance de Radio Carmena<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Como no todo va a ser atajar la emergencia social ni limpiar la mugre que asuela Madrid, la alcaldesa Carmena ha decidido poner en marcha una radio municipal para contar cosas culturales y de ocio. Eso dice <a href="http://elreversodeoshidori.blogspot.com.es/2015/10/romance-para-rita.html">Rita.</a></i> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Cuando Carmena llegó <br />
a la silla de alcaldesa <br />
apoyándose en Carmona <br />
que hizo de dócil muleta, <br />
se encontró un Madrid sombrío <br />
heredado de Botella, <br />
una ciudad casi al borde <br />
del estado de emergencia: <br />
sucia, pobre y enchufada, <br />
y endeudada hasta las cejas. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">En tan sólo quince meses </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
se ha arremangado Manuela <br />
y ya las calles relucen <br />
–o al menos, eso dice ella–, <br />
ya no hay chanchullos ni enchufes, <br />
la contaminación mengua, <br />
los madrileños atamos <br />
con longaniza a la perra <br />
y hasta acortan, sin querer, <br />
esa “ilegítima” deuda <br />
que contrajo Gallardón <br />
para su gloria perpetua.<br />
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Con la alcaldesa, Madrid </span><br />
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marcha casi sobre ruedas <br />
pero aún faltaba un detalle <br />
para que fuera de perlas: <br />
una emisora de radio <br />
que no critique, ni mienta, <br />
que se dedique tan sólo <br />
a relatar sus proezas, <br />
sus políticas del cambio <br />
y sus demás ocurrencias; <br />
donde se puedan formar <br />
estudiantes con sus becas <br />
y se pueda colocar <br />
a algún amigo de Iglesias. <br />
Que el presupuesto no sea <br />
cortapisa ni barrera: <br />
un milloncejo anual, <br />
porque no nos duelen prendas <br />
de costear un servicio <br />
de primerísima urgencia.</span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br /> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">No obstante, lo de la radio, <br />
no es una propuesta inédita <br />
pues Gallardón y Manzano <br />
ya tuvieron sus frecuencias <br />
y cerraron, salpicadas <br />
por oscuras componendas. <br />
Mas esto no ocurrirá <br />
con la nueva “Aló, Carmena”, <br />
como ya Esperanza Aguirre <br />
con mala leche moteja, <br />
advirtiendo del peligro <br />
de intoxicar a la audiencia <br />
con proclamas populistas <br />
y propaganda de izquierdas. <br />
Mas Rita Maestre, Rita <br />
atempera las sospechas <br />
y contesta que esta radio <br />
será una emisora seria, <br />
que dará cultura y ocio, <br />
y un magacín de Manuela <br />
contando a los madrileños <br />
durante una hora y media <br />
cómo hornear al punto <br />
sus famosas magdalenas. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br />
Y así podremos chuparnos <br />
el dedo la ingenua audiencia.</span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-62335249612660372862016-06-09T08:37:00.000-07:002017-02-07T11:47:10.699-08:00Romance de La Champions que no tuvimos<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</xml><![endif]--><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>La Undécima Champions del Real Madrid ha ahondado en la supuesta "deuda histórica" de esta competición con el Atlético de Madrid. Tomándole la copla a Rafael de León -que el maestro le perdone-, Oshidori versiona la derrota como en el «<a href="http://www.poemas-del-alma.com/rafael-de-leon-romance-de-aquel-hijo-que-no-tuve-contigo.htm" target="_blank">Romance de aquel hijo que no tuve contigo</a></i><a href="http://www.poemas-del-alma.com/rafael-de-leon-romance-de-aquel-hijo-que-no-tuve-contigo.htm" target="_blank"><i>».</i></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Hubiera podido ser <br />
tan hermosa como <i>El Niño</i> <br />
con menos pecas, y asas, <br />
y reflejos de platino, <br />
con dos cintas rojiblancas <br />
anudadas con cariño; <br />
tan querida cual se quiere, <br />
que el Madrid pierda un domingo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Hubiera podido estar </span><br />
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en el rincón más bonito </span><br />
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de la sala de trofeos, </span><br />
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junto a aquel doblete antiguo, </span><br />
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la última liga, las Uefas, </span><br />
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o esa copa de Mourinho </span></div>
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del coliseo vikingo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Te acuerdas de que esta vez, </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
muy cerca ya de San Siro, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
me decías qué contento </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
cuando termine el partido </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
y volvamos a Madrid </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
con la Copa en el bolsillo. </span><br />
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¡Qué alegría, <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con </span>la Champions, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
tendrían todos los indios! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
Celebrándolo en Neptuno </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
te veías a ti mismo, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
y ofreciéndosela a Luis </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
y en el Calderón, a gritos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
vitoreando a los héroes </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
del ir «partido a partido</span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">»</span>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Ay, cuánto habría ayudado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
ese plateado botijo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
a ahuyentar por una vez </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
la nube de victimismo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
y la leyenda del </span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«</span>pupas</span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">»</span></span>, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
ese cruel sambenito </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
con el que se cachondea </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
hasta Sabina en el himno.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Ay, si ese Juanfran no falla </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
desde el círculo fatídico, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
o, si un poco antes, Antuán </span><br />
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ajusta un par de centímetros. </span><br />
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Sería cosa de los astros </span><br />
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o quizá sería el Destino: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
que Ramos tire un penalti </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
y no termine en el río, </span><br />
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o que Cristiano se fuera </span><br />
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sin enseñar el palmito. </span><br />
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Pero ay, si esa Copa hubiera </span><br />
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del otro lado caído: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
no habría mármol en Carrara </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
ni en La Serena, granito </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
para erigirle una estatua </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
al inventor del cholismo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Mas no merece la pena </span><br />
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pensar en qué hubiera sido </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
pues este bardo es merengue </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
y gritó como poseído </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
cuando en la tanda final </span><br />
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vio a Ronaldo hacer el quinto.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-49845323520548639932016-05-16T12:05:00.000-07:002016-06-02T08:12:45.707-07:00Romance del Niño y la Niña<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Treinta y cinco años hemos estado sin darnos cuenta de que el Día del Niño es denominación perversa, por prescindir del lenguaje inclusivo que exige la corrección. A partir de hoy, las niñas ya podrán celebrar con pleno derecho el nuevo Día de la Infancia.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Han cambiado el Día del Niño </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por el Día de la Infancia </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y se han apuntado un tanto </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Carmena y sus concejalas. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">No hay nada que más nos guste </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que corregir una errata, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">más aún si ello supone </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">remendar machistas hablas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">aunque haya que pasarse </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por el forro de la falda </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">lo que digan los lingüistas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">o aconseje la Gramática. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que al Niño se celebraba </span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">sin caer nadie en la cuenta </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que la etiqueta de marras </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">arrinconaba a las niñas </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwqTxiPPCzvVXhzuRORT3gokcawcOJ0qXe7-yn4ndLB7ssY-Hen7I2KDRliOG9MGvuVZr2j7oag4Oe0x6vdgaBSpGkpB-mcGbNJ-qC-cNqKO3Igxj5lsT3l0ip-4s7YwHppBfquZx4D98/s1600/Dia+Ni%25C3%25B1o+81.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwqTxiPPCzvVXhzuRORT3gokcawcOJ0qXe7-yn4ndLB7ssY-Hen7I2KDRliOG9MGvuVZr2j7oag4Oe0x6vdgaBSpGkpB-mcGbNJ-qC-cNqKO3Igxj5lsT3l0ip-4s7YwHppBfquZx4D98/s320/Dia+Ni%25C3%25B1o+81.jpg" width="231" /></a><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">en tan festiva jornada.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">El culpable de tal nombre</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">no fue Manzano, aquel carca,</span> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ni Gallardón, ni Botella,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ni Juan Barranco, el sociata. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Fue Enrique Tierno Galván </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">quien impulsó la alcaldada: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">nuestro Viejo Profesor, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">al que hoy llamarían “casta” </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">era docto en mil saberes </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y no carecía de guasa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mas es probable que fuera </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">lego en estas chorradas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de lenguajes inclusivos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y sintácticas batallas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con que hoy nos entretienen </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">los filólogos de guardia.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Las pequeñas que acudieran </span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">las tres décadas pasadas </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a la verbena infantil</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ni siquiera sospechaban </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que apuntábanse a la fiesta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">sin haber sido invitadas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y que aquel día era el Día </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de futuros machos alfa, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de niños de pelo en pecho </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">no de trencitas de párvulas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de quien tuviera pilila, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">del que gayumbos gastara, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de los Pepes y los Juanes, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ni de Marías ni de Anas. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Cosas de tíos, en fin, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">juerga masculinizada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a la que si iban las niñas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">era por cortesía macha<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">.</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">El «rico helado de piña» </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">sí era una frase exacta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">pues se ofrecía «para el niño… </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y la niña» que gustara </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y habría tenido la venia </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de la nueva gobernanza.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Mas la lotería del Niño, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que el Día de Reyes se falla </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">podría ser la siguiente </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a la que enmendar la plana </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por su lenguaje sexista </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">marginador de muchachas.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Son el </span>gobierno «del cambio» </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y </span></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«</span>cambiando</span></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">»</span> cosas andan</span>.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-47620727401430002412016-04-11T03:01:00.000-07:002016-05-16T11:42:50.863-07:00Romance de Íñigo<i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">La nueva política de la Gente™ y la Sonrisa tiene unos tics sospechosamente parecidos a los de la política de toda la vida. Esto es, quien manda, manda. Que se lo digan al delfín Íñigo Errejón, al que el golpe en la mesa de Pablo Iglesias ha dejado mustio y <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mu<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dito</span></span>.</span></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Vaya rejón, Errejón, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">vaya coz, vaya estocada </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">te ha pegado de improviso </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">tu compañero del alma. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Tan cerca estabas de Pablo </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que no viste la patada </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que en el culo de tu amigo </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">te dio Coleta Morada. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Te pilló «irradiando núcleos» </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">o «esclerotizando» castas </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y no pudiste prever, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ni siquiera sospechabas </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">la cabeza de caballo </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que habían puesto en tu almohada.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">¿Y por qué tanta
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Foto: Íñigo Errejón (Efe).</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">¿A qué viene tanta saña </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ahora que habíais llegado </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a aposentar vuestras nalgas </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">en los mullidos escaños </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">desde el frío de las plazas? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Minucias, vicisitudes, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">levísimas discrepancias </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y una «gestión deficiente». </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Son cosas que a veces pasan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y que en Podemos se arreglan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con sonrisas, mucha labia </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y pidiéndole a Ferreras </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">más minutos de programa. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Quien se mueva, dijo Guerra, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">no sale en las instantáneas, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que una cosa es hacer corros </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y otra mandar, y quien manda </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">es el Pablo de Vallecas, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">el Pablo que no se achanta, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">el que en Alcampo se viste </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y en <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">las C<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ortes </span></span>se descalza, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y si mañana le peta </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">purgar del organigrama </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a un valido errejonista, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">pues sonríe, va y se lo carga. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Y quien ose rechistar, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ya sabe lo que le aguarda: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que pregunten a Echenique </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">o que miren a Bescansa </span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-38653797978133961642016-03-08T05:11:00.000-08:002016-03-08T05:21:27.035-08:00Romance de los ceniceros<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Oshidori ha accedido al </i>brainstorming <i>del equipo municipal en el que se decidió repartir ceniceros portátiles entre los madrileños, como medida para paliar la suciedad que asuela la capital.</i></span></span><br />
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<![endif]--><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Reunión de extrema urgencia </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">en la sede de Correos. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Los ediles de Carmena </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">deben pensar en un método </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">para que todo Madrid </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">no parezca un vertedero. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«Me está matando la prensa», </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dice, haciendo un puchero, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">la concejal Sabanés, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">jefa de los barrenderos. </span></span><br />
<a name='more'></a><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«Me dijisteis que en cien días </span></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">todo estaría perfecto», </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se calienta la alcaldesa, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«y ya han pasado doscientos. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">El plan de limpieza exprés </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">fue un alivio pasajero </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mas al poco de limpiar </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">todo vuelve a estar mugriento, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y para un día que digo </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que ayuden niños y abuelos </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a mantener todo limpio </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">lo toman a cachondeo. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Así que venga, a pensar </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">u os pongo a barrer los suelos».</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Retumba en el Consistorio </span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un estridente silencio </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que va a romper Celia Mayer, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">diciendo algo como esto: </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«No me habléis de más limpiezas </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que yo bastante ya tengo </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con limpiar a los franquistas </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que habitan el callejero», </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se excusa la de Cultura, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">sin meterse en más jaleos.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«Culpemos a Ana Botella </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y a los contratos <i>peperos</i>», </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">aventura Nacho Murgui, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">en un alarde de ingenio. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Al escucharle, Valiente </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">sonríe, y sigue durmiendo. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«Dejadme pensarlo un poco», </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dice el concejal Barbero, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con una voz temblorosa </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y escondido en el aseo, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a salvo de los escraches </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que le dan tanto tormento. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">«Quememos a los que ensucien </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">como ardieron los conventos», </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">grita Rita de repente, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y se santigua al momento.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Todos, en tal situación, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se giran hacia Guillermo </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Zapata, que se encontraba </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">inventando chistes negros, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y allí mismo se le ocurre </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">la broma del cenicero. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">– Bingo </span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">–</span>clama Carmena. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">– Bingo –repite el resto–. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Madrid, como una patena </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">relumbrará cuando demos</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ceniceros gratuitos </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">para no echar en el suelo </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">los filtros chupeteados </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por el vicio tabaquero. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Aunque guardar las colillas </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">no sea un invento nuevo: </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">es lo que hacía <i>la tonta </i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span></i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>del bote</i> ya hace algún tiempo.</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-34024572279277936952016-01-16T11:51:00.001-08:002016-01-16T11:55:48.278-08:00Romance del guapo<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">señala el bíblico adagio,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y así le pasó a Pedrito, </span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a Pedro Sánchez,<i> el guapo,</i> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en su antiguo Tetuán, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">do comenzara sus pasos. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">En los últimos comicios </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">se llevó un buen batacazo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de quien le viera crecer </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por tetuaneros collados; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si ayer tenía aquí casa, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">hoy ha sido poco el caso </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que en las urnas le han rendido </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Que pudiera presidir </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">España alguien del barrio </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">levantó en los tetuaneros </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tan descriptible entusiasmo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que a Pedro, si se descuida </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">no le vota aquí ni el gato,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni sus amigos los <i>breakers</i> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con quien iba a romper mármol </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en los pasillos de Azca </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">dando vueltas con el cráneo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y haciendo mil jeribeques </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con las piernas y los brazos, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">según le dijo a Bertín </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en doméstico diálogo.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">De tanto hablar de la casta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Tetuán se ha descastado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y a la hora de votar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ha votado a Pedro... el cuarto. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">De los votos populares</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">esto es coto abonado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por lo que era previsible </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que aquí venciera Mariano, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mas que Coleta Morada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">también le diera un repaso </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en el Tetuán obrero </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de las parias y los parios, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en el lugar donde Pedro </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">fundara no ha muchos años </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">las juventudes sociatas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">resulta penoso agravio.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Y como no hay dos sin tres </span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tres a Pedro han superado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pues también Albert Rivera, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">naranjito ciudadano, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">le doblegó en estas calles </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en número de sufragios, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y no le ganó Garzón </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pues si le hubiera ganado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">habría llegado Susana </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">desde Sevilla de un salto.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">De las urnas sale Pedro </span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">fané y descangallado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y al hablar dice que ha sido </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">“histórico” el resultado. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Políticas paradojas: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pese al tremendo sopapo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y pese a que en el distrito </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">los votos le dan de lado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">quizás acabe en Moncloa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por la gracia de los pactos, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y tendría Tetuán </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">presidente sin buscarlo.</span><br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-54179950442237585312015-12-08T11:39:00.000-08:002016-01-16T11:56:27.650-08:00Romance antibelicista<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>La guerra. Y lo que no es peor, pero sí más exasperante: el no a la guerra. Los abajofirmantes y sus argumentos, enhebrados en un romance.</i> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Hay que acabar de una vez</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con los viles terroristas </span></div>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que asesinan en París, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">en Nigeria, Mali o Siria. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Hay que acabar de una vez </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y hacerlo sin medias tintas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">no con bombas ni con balas: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con comprensión y «empatía». </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">No recurriendo a la OTAN: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mandando a Pedro García </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Aguado y la Super Nanny</span> <br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">en vez de a la artillería.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Convencerles, no vencerles </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">usando a la policía; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">rendirles con indirectas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">como nos contaba Gila; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">afearles ese gusto </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por practicar degollinas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con un buen tirón de orejas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">o de su barba caprina; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">hacerles ver su desliz </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">leyéndoles la cartilla </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y que escriban en un muro </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mil veces no se asesina.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Derrotémosles con diálogo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y con medidas pacíficas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con chapas del «no a la guerra», </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con <i>hastags </i>y pegatinas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y una versión de <i>Imayín</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">tocada por un pianista; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">formemos una asamblea </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">junto con los yihadistas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">para votar si se cambian </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">las bombas por serpentinas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y decoremos sus rifles </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con rosas y margaritas.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Venzámosles con piropos, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">ganémosles con sonrisas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con abrazos para todos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y juntando las manitas; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">escribiendo un manifiesto, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con resistencia pasiva, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">apostándonos la
Paz</span> <br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a una partida de Trivial; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con un partido benéfico </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y un concierto de Sabina; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">enviándoles poemas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">invitándoles a birras, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">recetándoles laxantes, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">devolviendo Andalucía, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con la paloma de Alberti, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con Évole y compañía, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que Rovira ruede <i>Ocho </i></span><br />
<i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span></i><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>apellidos islamistas</i>; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con un chiste de Wyoming, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">una canción de Bob Dylan,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">un tuit de Dani Mateo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y un sermón de Sor Lucía </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que persuada a los malvados </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con su cháchara argentina.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Y si nos siguen meando </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">digamos que es que llovizna.</span><br />
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<i>(A la memoria de <a href="https://twitter.com/cchurruca">Javier</a>)</i> Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-30449266035328559512015-10-15T11:30:00.000-07:002016-01-20T06:58:43.151-08:00Romance para Rita<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Oshidori ha perpetrado una declaración pública de amor en consonante a la portavoz municipal, Rita Maeste. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Tiene Manuela Carmena <br />
en su jardín podemita <br />
hermosísima paloma <br />
que atiende al nombre de Rita.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Portavoz municipal</span>, <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">
altiva, alta y finita, <br />
con una tez de alabastro, <br />
el cabello de antracita <br />
y un mohín en la mirada <br />
que hasta las ganas te quita <br />
de decirle algo bonito <br />
por si acaso se encabrita.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Esos ojos son pitones <br />
atados con dinamita <br />
apuntando hacia la casta <br />
cual las tetas de Afrodita, <br />
aquella novia de Mázinger <br />
de nuestra infancia marchita.<br />
Pero a mí esa mala leche <br />
reconozco que me excita <br />
o, dicho de modo casto, <br />
me alegra la pajarita, <br />
y entonces ya no me importa <br />
que esta paloma zurita <br />
se cuele en los oratorios <br />
gritando y medio corita, <br />
ni que la obvien si alterna <br />
entre la clase exquisita, <br />
ni que asciendan a su padre <br />
de manera fortuita <br />
justo ahora que quien manda </span><br />
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es su espléndida pollita.</span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br />
Me dicen que es Errejón <br />
quien sus favores concita <br />
y me temo que prefiera <br />
la carne más jovencita <br />
y ese piquito de oro, <br />
y la beca, y la gafita, <br />
y ese aire pijiprogre <br />
con regusto moscovita. <br />
Mas la atracción es tan grande, <br />
tan platónica la cuita <br />
que hoy le traigo en consonantes <br />
esta confesión contrita <br />
con la esperanza que deje <br />
tan sublime señorita <br />
una rendija en su pecho <br />
a este bardo troglodita. </span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br />
Porque Tania es muy pesada, <br />
y la andaluza, sosita, <br />
y la Bescansa es, digamos, <br />
de una belleza proscrita. <br />
Por eso yo te prefiero, <br />
Rita Maestre, mi Rita, <br />
y aprovecho este romance <br />
para pedirte una cita <br />
a solas, no en asamblea, <br />
que el amor en comandita <br />
está sobrevalorado <br />
y al cuerpo lo debilita.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-31722943716888480832015-10-08T11:48:00.000-07:002016-01-16T12:05:33.414-08:00Romance de las 'policletas'<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>En un alarde de nervio gestor la alcaldesa Manuela Carmena ha decidido aumentar el número de efectivos de la policía municipal <a href="http://www.abc.es/madrid/20150831/abci-carmena-policias-bici-antidisturbios-201508302211.html">que patrullan en bicicleta.</a> Oshidori sólo le ve ventajas a la medida.</i></span><br />
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<![endif]--><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Patrullando la ciudad </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con manillar y en dos ruedas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con la porra atada al chasis, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">calada la chichonera, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">persiguiendo los delitos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">montadito en bicicleta.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Esta nueva policía </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">municipal de Carmena </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">igual te persigue el crimen </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que te disputa la Vuelta, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">te vigila los jardines </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o te para en las glorietas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y además, no contamina, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">su combustible no cuesta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y, de tanto pedalear, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">al agente se le queda </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">un cuerpo que dará envidia </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">hasta al de la Benemérita.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Que en bici vayan los polis </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">es simpática ocurrencia </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que este nuevo Ayuntamiento </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de la política nueva </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ha importado de una serie </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de allá en los años 90 </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">donde patrullas de guapos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pertrechados de coderas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">rodilleras, casco y bici, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">vigilaban las arenas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de una playa en California </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">abarrotada de horteras.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Manuela quiere rodar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Pacific Blue</i> en la Dehesa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">doblando los velocípedos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y eliminando «lecheras». </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Nada más le veo un fallo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a esta insólita estrategia, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y es que el perfil de Madrid </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">es el de una etapa reina </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con poquitas calles llanas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y mil puertos de primera </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que van a hacer sudar tinta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a las policiales piernas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuando hayan de perseguir </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a un malvado en furgoneta.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Mas quizá no sea preciso </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni pedalear siquiera: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">al conocer el anuncio </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de aumentar las <i>policletas </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">nunca más podrán dormir </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">los malos a pierna suelta: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">se resignarán al punto, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y al punto se darán cuenta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de que no les queda otra </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que dejar la delincuencia, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">entregarán el botín </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">para la beneficencia </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y así acabará el delito </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en las calles madrileñas.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Patrullando la ciudad, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con manillar y en dos ruedas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con la pipa atada al cinto </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y de paquete, a Carmena.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-83902338685257483262015-07-27T08:14:00.000-07:002016-01-16T12:06:08.447-08:00Romance a Carmena<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Oshidori escribe una carta de presentación en versos de cabo roto a la flamante alcaldesa de Madrid, Manuela Carmena.</i> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Querida nueva alcalde- </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">doña Manuela Carme-: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en versos de cabo ro- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">se le presenta Oshido-, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">madrileño y tetuane-, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">vate irónico y ripio-. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Lo primero, enhorabue- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por alcanzar la Alcaldí- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y que Dios, Marx o el que se- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en su mandato la guí- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por el bien del madrile-.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">He visto con qué ajetre- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ha empezado su manda- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sin darle un día de tre-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sin parar de apagar fue- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y hasta corrida a gorra- </span><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtWlxFBDswqC_zIFsDOKNWSrFqDyrm0Epb2N17pfaK6_OaQFlZ5DbKHhLXv7Y7NAdv0UDbpWGzqnohuXJChb6mCL8G1WfSMDUPtMj4ELorxQcJNmUkoUKXe1e1GRai1sxWginKBnOtOIo/s1600/manuela_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtWlxFBDswqC_zIFsDOKNWSrFqDyrm0Epb2N17pfaK6_OaQFlZ5DbKHhLXv7Y7NAdv0UDbpWGzqnohuXJChb6mCL8G1WfSMDUPtMj4ELorxQcJNmUkoUKXe1e1GRai1sxWginKBnOtOIo/s320/manuela_1.jpg" width="196" /></a><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por propios y por extra-. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Son las cosas que suce- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuando encabeza un equi- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de activistas viperi- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">gustosos del humor ne-, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">del AK, la guilloti-, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">empalamientos, blasfe- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y otra serie de linde- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">excretadas por el Twi-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">He leído en el perió- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que piensa ir al traba- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en transporte suburba- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cosa muy digna de elo-, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mas en este caso igno- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si a las reuniones dia- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y los distintos sara- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que no se hagan en Corre-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">irá también en el Me- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">u optará por otro me-</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de transporte alternati-,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ya sea la bicicle-, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el Segway, el patine- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">u otros por el esti-.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Me parece bien cualquie- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">siempre que no se retra- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">porque aquí hay mucho por ha- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y llegar tarde está fe- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por muy de izquierdas que se-.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Dése, pues por saluda- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y permítame un conse- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de un mal poeta a una jue-: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">no se irrite ni sulfu- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si recibe alguna pu- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en versos asonanta-, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">antes que usted fue Bote- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">quien sufrió los imprope- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y Gallardón y Manza- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y Rajoy y Zapate- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y hasta Ignacio Gonzá- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y por supuesto, la <a href="http://elreversodeoshidori.blogspot.com.es/2014/06/romance-de-dona-espe.html">Agui-</a>.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ría o no, usted deci- </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pero haga un buen traba-.</span></div>
<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-4776414419632314322015-05-07T03:09:00.000-07:002016-01-16T12:07:47.140-08:00Romance neoculinario<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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comilones, <i>foodies</i>, <br />
cocineros, cocinillas, <br />
tragaldabas, zampabollos, <br />
gargantúas, sibaritas, <br />
<i>realities </i>televisivos, <br />
libros, talleres, revistas, <br />
mercados pijos, gourmets, <br />
salones y <i>comidistas </i><br />
alimentan la burbuja <br />
que vive hoy nuestra cocina.<br />
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Hoy no existe un restaurante <br />
que ofrezca un plato del día <br />
sin su espuma de higo chumbo <br />
ni su frufrú de ambrosía. <br />
Si los jueves elabora <br />
la paella preceptiva <br />
se adereza sobre un lecho <br />
de musgo, hongos y arcilla, <br />
se sustituye el arroz <br />
por alubia blanca o pinta <br />
epatando al comensal, </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ES;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5wtCf4Vv-v-U7XdOEhvp-aS6bxPN6HyjxT0zJ1t9l8qj6VTRVB5kBVAwEtFJVd6fjuLCnHcAi5XmBt5skxNQ2C1CPpObzZ6WOUdZuDM6LHz0hhpB9NAGu3stiOnibdHxaSMFX1q8X0Es/s1600/Romance-neoculinario.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5wtCf4Vv-v-U7XdOEhvp-aS6bxPN6HyjxT0zJ1t9l8qj6VTRVB5kBVAwEtFJVd6fjuLCnHcAi5XmBt5skxNQ2C1CPpObzZ6WOUdZuDM6LHz0hhpB9NAGu3stiOnibdHxaSMFX1q8X0Es/s320/Romance-neoculinario.jpg" width="213" /></a>
aunque te lance una silla.<br />
El cocido de los martes <br />
se ha de tomar con pajita <br />
e igual se beberá el vino, <br />
según la idea peregrina <br />
que recientemente tuvo <br />
la última triestrellita. <br />
Las hordas del botellón <br />
seguro desconocían <br />
que haciendo sus calimochos <br />
<i>creaban</i> gastronomía.<br />
<br />
Hacedores de <i>cupcakes</i>, <br />
panaderos a la antigua, <br />
recetas para solteros <br />
que ni saben hornear pizzas, <br />
veganos comepepinos, <br />
trileros paleodietistas, <br />
rastreadores del buey <br />
que no sea vaca marchita, <br />
enamorados del sushi, <br />
reinventores de tortillas, <br />
asiduos a eso del <i>brunch </i><br />
lo de que toda la vida <br />
se ha llamado el bocadillo <br />
que se toma a mediodía, <br />
hamburgueseros de Kobe, <br />
gin tonics de ensaladilla, <br />
mucho foie y mucho aguacate <br />
y, lo esencial, la vajilla, <br />
cuadrada o rectangular, <br />
de pizarra ennegrecida.<br />
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Con estas cuentas y cuentos <br />
los Chicote y compañía <br />
han alcanzado un caché <br />
como el de los futbolistas, <br />
gracias al tropel de incautos <br />
prestos a fundir la Visa <br />
para pedir el más raro <br />
bocado de su cocina: </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ES;">lo importante es la experiencia... </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ES;">y hacer la fotografía.</span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-34940246978077623612015-02-08T11:49:00.001-08:002016-01-16T12:08:15.804-08:00Romancillo griego<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</xml><![endif]--><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Ganó Syriza como se esperaba, y algunos piensan que los problemas de los griegos ya desaparecieron como por ensalmo. Oshidori no.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Si Eurípides, Sófocles </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y Esquilo vivieran </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">no darían abasto </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a escribir tragedias </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como las que ocurren </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por tierras helenas. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ellos la inventaron </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y ahora ella regresa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en forma de macro </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">crisis financiera.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">La cuna de Europa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">está en decadencia, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pobre y endeudada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">hasta las orejas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mas no han de temer </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni griegos ni griegas </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si el euro escasea </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o si sólo tienen </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">hambre en la despensa, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pues ya ha aparecido </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el héroe en escena </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tras salir triunfante </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de las papeletas. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ya viene Álex Tsipras, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con media docena </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de remedios nuevos, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de nuevas recetas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y en un periquete </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">esto se lo arregla </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">subiendo el salario </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de las bajas rentas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con más tele pública </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y empleos de pega, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">dando barra libre </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en la luz eléctrica </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y haciendo oídos sordos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a eso de la deuda. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">El nuevo Gobierno </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">es de pura cepa, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tan griego tan griego </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que no hay ni una fémina </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que haga pieza cóncava </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de tantas convexas. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Que ni una ministra </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">salga en toda Atenas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">resulta irritante, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">más aún si se piensa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que si no encontraba </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">compatriota experta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">hubiera bastado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con que la pidiera: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con gusto enviamos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a una de las nuestras </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y a cambio, olvidamos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">lo que nos adeuda.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Álex es amigo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de Pablo <i>el Coletas</i></span> <br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y asusta a la troika </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que vive en Bruselas</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con lo de los fondos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que Europa les presta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y que ellos no saben, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que ellos no se acuerdan </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y de devolverlos… </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ad calendas graecas.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Tiene Álex la cara </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de sólida y tersa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como una cariátide </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de esas tan de piedra, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">guardianas del templo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que honra a Atenea.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Aprende, Montoro, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a cuadrar las cuentas.</span></div>
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fiscales, y Oshidori la imagina tan
apenada como aquella La Lirio del gran Rafael de León. Que el maestro le
perdone el atrevimiento.</i></span>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Por la calle la Amargura </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">va con su Iñaki la infanta. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">La tarde les pinta el rostro </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de vergüenza anaranjada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mientras que Palma se enciende </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de cabreo y de revancha </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">contra los fértiles duques </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por tener las manos largas.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">–No sé qué sería, Iñaki, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de ti sin el casamiento </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que nos hizo a los dos duques </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por tu bien y mis tormentos.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Iñaki, estirado y rubio, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">rezonga hacia sus adentros </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y le responde a la infanta: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">–Silencio, mujer. Silencio.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Por la arena de la Palma </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">viene cantando un chiquillo:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">«La infanta tiene una pena </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">inversa a la de La Lirio, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y sus amores la llevan</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">derechita hacia el banquillo».</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">El juez Castro les persigue </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con colmillos de sabueso, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que va acusando a los duques </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y anda al fiscal desoyendo. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">El juez Castro lleva siempre </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">un casco gris de motero </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por si llegase un Borbón </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y le arrease con el cetro.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Los republicanos, mientras, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ya se relamen los dedos:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">«Se dice que si la acusan </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">fue porque ella cooperó </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pero la <i>verdá </i>del cuento </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ay, señor, Felipe VI, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la saben Cristina y <i>Dió</i>». </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Una voz, algo guasona </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">termina el romance aquel:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">«Que fue un amoroso filtro</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el que la hizo delinquir, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o fue porque es un prodigio </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en el lecho Urdangarín».</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Se oye al final una voz </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en el juzgado de Palma:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">«Al ladrón, la trena </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y si la haces, paga, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y para <i>duquitas</i>, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>pa duquitas </i>negras, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">las que <i>tié </i>la infanta».</span></div>
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buen puñado de dimisiones, lo cual siempre es de agradecer. Todavía quedan unos
días para acabar el año, por si alguien más se anima. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">El dos mil catorce acaba</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni el alza del desempleo,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni es el número de viajes</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">La marca que en este año</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">batiremos los batuecos</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tiene que ver con los ceses</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que la cacareada casta</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">–hurto el piropo a <i>Pablemos</i>–</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ha adoptado, para pasmo</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Dimitir por estas tierras</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">resulta prodigio nuevo</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pues hay escaños y sillas</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que parecen tener velcro</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que exige el Banco Europeo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Este año, sin embargo</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">dimitir es lo moderno</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y ha dimitido hasta el Rey,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o ha abdicado, que es lo mesmo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Con la salud renqueante</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y el rejón de hija y de yerno</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">soltó un «ahí os quedáis»</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y legó Corona, Reino</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">al niño, a Felipe VI.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y quizá por no ser menos</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">llegó la de Gallardón</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">otra vez ninguneado</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y malherido en su ego,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">olvidando la Moncloa</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">aunque nos cueste creerlo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">La alcaldesa Ana Botella</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que nos brindó el mismo Alberto</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">también dijo que se marcha</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y hay descorchados por cientos</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">los vidrios de su apellido</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por tal acontecimiento.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">En la bancada de enfrente</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">se sumaron a los éxodos.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Fue el primero Rubalcaba</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en tirar por Villadiego</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tras salir descalabrado</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en los votos europeos.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y Cándido, el <i>ugetero</i>,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">aunque seguirá dos años</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">organizando el relevo,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como aquello del «me voy,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">me voy» y al final me quedo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en tropo agudo y certero,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sin Fidalgo y, ya, sin Méndez,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">queda desahuciado y huérfano</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">del oso y de su madroño</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el escudo madrileño.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ahora Ana Mato dimite</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mas no por su lerdo empeño</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni por encontrarse un Jaguar</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">un día en su aparcamiento.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Dimite porque no quiere</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">«perjudicar al Gobierno».</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Por lo que sea, Ana Mato</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pero marcha, vete lejos,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tómate unas vacaciones</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y no nos tomes el pelo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>(Publicado en </i>Tetuán 30 Días<i>) </i></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-36678637389733174742014-11-20T09:42:00.001-08:002016-01-16T12:09:41.085-08:00Romance del despecho (2011)<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Ha fallecido a los 88 años la <a href="http://www.elmundo.es/loc/2014/11/20/53612cc422601d67128b4588.html?a=NE6effb1c29620444b2341f03b7d38983cf&t=1416503187" target="_blank">Duquesa de Alba.</a> Hace tres, </i><i><i>“la novia más Grande de
España”</i> se casaba por tercera vez, y Oshidori le componía este despechado romance. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">No hay pena que sea más grande </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni pena que dé más pena </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que saberse rechazado </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por aquello que se anhela, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por quien tiembla el corazón, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por quien tu pulso acelera, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por una rosa marchita </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y al tiempo imperecedera </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que no te elige y elige </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a un ajado pollo pera.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">No lo entiendo, Cayetana, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">yo te quería de veras, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">me pirraban esos morros, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tu alborotada melena </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y esa melodiosa voz </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que amansaría a las fieras, </span></div>
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJBlZdG2ybR1YrD3aT2k2kpMpcKUflIGWZ2bpq_2SzO9g25S-BbnXTwHlsl4Sz47G6tZGbUN1ONbIfX91Mv5v6AuZWncY-1AKfickimraqL_b1YjT2ZwjAVKMM6L4IjO4qU5QCSXNVnq0/s1600/16duquesa300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJBlZdG2ybR1YrD3aT2k2kpMpcKUflIGWZ2bpq_2SzO9g25S-BbnXTwHlsl4Sz47G6tZGbUN1ONbIfX91Mv5v6AuZWncY-1AKfickimraqL_b1YjT2ZwjAVKMM6L4IjO4qU5QCSXNVnq0/s1600/16duquesa300.jpg" width="240" /></a><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mas no hubiera consentido </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">desposarte de terceras, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que el amor, cuando es platónico, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">destila mayor pureza </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y ahora veo que te casas </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en el Palacio de Dueñas </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con un señor funcionario, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">un playboy, un calavera, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de cuya edad te separan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">más de 20 primaveras, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y que Victorio & Lucchino, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de los pies a la peineta </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">te coserán el vestido </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con volantes, faltriqueras </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y quizá hasta con lunares </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">para tu estampa flamenca; </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que al himeneo acudirá </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la más granada nobleza, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">las pedorras del <i>couché </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y, tras arreglar la herencia, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">también toda tu prosapia, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con Cayetano y Eugenia, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">él vestidito de húsar, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ella de jipi ibicenca, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y la Koplowitz no irá </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">porque le dará vergüenza. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Me has quebrado el corazón </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mi codiciada duquesa, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">yo te creí diferente </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mas eres de igual manera: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">esquivas la tentación, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como Wilde, cayendo en ella, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">te aburren los virtuosos </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que no te llevan de fiesta; </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">obvias a quien te idolatra </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y te vas con el guaperas… </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que, encima, con la que cae, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">va y se coge una excedencia.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>(Publicado en </i>Tetuán 30 Días<i>) </i></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-68870128800812654592014-11-10T08:54:00.000-08:002016-01-16T12:10:09.979-08:00Soleá del pequeño Nicolás<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<![endif]--><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>«Farsante, ya no te veremos <a href="http://www.elmundo.es/cronica/2014/10/19/54421cede2704e397c8b456b.html" target="_blank">por Sotogrande</a>». El envidioso (e involuntariamente genial) grito de satisfacción de los rivales del pequeño Nicolás dio pie a estas soleás.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Del poderoso detrás, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o bien a un lado o al otro, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">siempre estaba Nicolás.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">¿Era un rufián o un espía? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">¿O quizá sólo era un <i>groupie </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">fan de la fotografía?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Porque al joven Paco Nico </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">no le faltaba en su álbum </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ni un político ni un rico.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Aznar, Esperanza, Rato, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Cañete, la CEOE… </span><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyIkItHHHhUopiPOe3nV73OOifhsC85Jn3qDz2urFg9amS-NkM5UhPQhpJFmdRQESWBZ2SONP8qfS1G9d-JtaJEb9BABi2RUB_g1Zvzj8jUISAr3ZsMdhissyYjzy3bzY2NHkuDUuL91s/s1600/Peque%C3%B1o+Nicolas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyIkItHHHhUopiPOe3nV73OOifhsC85Jn3qDz2urFg9amS-NkM5UhPQhpJFmdRQESWBZ2SONP8qfS1G9d-JtaJEb9BABi2RUB_g1Zvzj8jUISAr3ZsMdhissyYjzy3bzY2NHkuDUuL91s/s1600/Peque%C3%B1o+Nicolas.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de todos tenía un retrato.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">De Prosperidad a El Viso </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ascendió este querubín </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cómo, cuándo y cuánto quiso.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Y trepó con tal pericia </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que hasta se coló en la fiesta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de Felipe y de Letizia.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Que una cara de hormigón </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>tiés </i>que tener <i>pa </i>colarte </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en la real proclamación.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Por el CNI o Moncloa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">se movía Paco Nico </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como en una barbacoa.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Burla, burlando el querube </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">iba de sarao en sarao </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en Audi o en BMW.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Pocas veces conducía </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sino que llevaba un chófer </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y escolta de policía.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">La vida del perillán </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">discurría desde el mitin </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">al yate y al restorán.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Se dice que a <i>La Pechotes <br />
</i>en la noche madrileña </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">le pagaba los gañotes.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Se le acabó a Nico el gozo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuando, tras un chivatazo, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">terminó en el calabozo.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Descubierto ya este cirio </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">va el médico y le prescribe </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">megalómano delirio.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Mas del insólito asunto </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de este nene delirante </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">yo hay algo que me pregunto:</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">¿Quién habrá sido el cipote </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que le puso a una mujer </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tal grosería por mote?</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-13614447311140203422014-10-09T08:39:00.001-07:002016-01-16T12:10:57.368-08:00Romancillo preelectoral<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Las próximas
elecciones municipales se acercan y comienzan las quinielas y los empujones. En el PP parecen dudar entre dos aguerridas
aspirantes, Esperanza Aguirre o Cristina Cifuentes. Casi nada.</i></span>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Dicen que Cifuentes </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o que Esperanza </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">son las predilectas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">populares damas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">para presentarse </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como candidatas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a aquesta alcaldía </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en la que doña Ana </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">nos ha ido sacando </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sonrisas y lágrimas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en estos tres años </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de film de Berlanga.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ascendió Botella </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tras de la espantada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de Ruiz-Gallardón, </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ferviente entusiasta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de arrojar los euros </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por una ventana </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">desde aquel palacio </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">donde hizo mudanza. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Uno y otra al tiempo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ahora se marchan: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Alberto, humillado, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y Anita, ignorada.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Junto a la Cifuentes </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y junto a Esperanza </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sale en las quinielas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la vice Soraya, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">niña que Rajoy </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tiene pluriempleada. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Mas quizá ésta peque </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de sosa y de blanda, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">fundamentalmente </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si se la compara </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con la lideresa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y la delegada </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que son núcleo duro, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que son deslenguadas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">dominan la escena, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">son de rompe y rasga</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y siempre un micrófono </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">las sigue cuando hablan </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">–las sigue la gente </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y la guardia urbana–</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">aunque lo que digan </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sea una nonada.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">De la lideresa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y la gobernanta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">podría decirse </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que les va la marcha, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">les pone la gresca </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">les sobra retranca </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y si fuera poco, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y si no bastara </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ponen al contrario </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">con sólo escucharlas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">igual que una moto, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">igual que una estaca, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">le abrasan deseos</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por estrangularlas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si se me permite </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la torpe metáfora, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y eso es garantía </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de que hay candidata.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Si el PP eligiera </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">una de estas bazas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mantendría o no </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la anhelada vara </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mas a buen seguro </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sería una campaña </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">muy entretenida,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y habría carcajadas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">e incluso desmayos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">entre las butacas.</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-56238816826827043122014-09-11T03:42:00.000-07:002016-02-10T10:51:30.834-08:00Romance del catalán infiel<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Con permiso de Lorca plagio el tono de su famoso romance para contar la triste historia de la fortuna de Jordi Pujol y su progenie, que evadían sin saber.</i></span> <br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Que yo me lo llevé a Andorra </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">diciendo que era una herencia </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y resultó ser delito.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Fue hace más de 30 años </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">con mi padre fallecido. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Cuando se apagó su vida </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se encendieron mis instintos </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">de acarrear su peculio </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a extranjeros domicilios. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Corrí raudo a la frontera </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y toqué con los nudillos </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">del primer banco andorrano </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que me enseñó el canalillo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">El roce de los billetes </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">me sonaba en los oídos </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">al <i>Baixant la Font del Gat</i></span> </div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que aprendiera siendo niño.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Cuando en Banca Catalana </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">trabajé de directivo </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se acrecentó mi obsesión, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se me inflaron los delirios </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por mandar al extranjero </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mis escasos ahorrillos. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Ya en la Generalitat </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">seguí con mi sacrificio </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y cual entrenado potro </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">saltando en concurso hípico </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">así saltaba el dinero </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">cualquier paso fronterizo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Fue <span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">é</span></span>sta antigua enseñanza </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que yo le enseñé a mis hijos: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">la mitad, al Principado, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">la mitad, a un banco suizo.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Cierto que mis herederos </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se dieron algún capricho, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">relojes caros y cenas, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">varios coches deportivos… </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">minucias, que ya se sabe </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">cómo son hoy los chiquillos.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Hoy de buenas a primeras </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">me dicen que he delinquido, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">me quitan el Honorable, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">el despacho y el carguito, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">se troca en bosque de espaldas </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">toda la sede de CiU </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y hasta Artur Mas me trata </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">como si fuera Luis Figo </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">al que de un momento a otro </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">alguien lanzará un cochino.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Sí, me porté malamente, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">como un catalán mezquino, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">mas el dinero brotaba </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">tan blanqueado y tan limpio </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">como el agua en Canaletas </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">brota a veces de su grifo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Los billetes en mi mano </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">eran tiernos pececillos </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">escapando, juguetones, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">a fiscales paraísos. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">No quiero decir la cifra </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">que le escamoteé al fisco. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Mi <i>Martita </i>Ferrusola </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dice que sea comedido </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">pero echando por encima</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">la cuenta me sale un pico.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Si erré en lo que hice, lo hice </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por bien del nacionalismo, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por que España no nos robe </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">llevé la pasta a otro sitio. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Y ahora quieren darme preso
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">y tacharme de proscrito </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">por llevármelo hasta Andorra </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">sin saber que era delito.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">(Publicado en Tetuán 30 Días)</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-52549292419161062942014-07-29T07:19:00.000-07:002015-10-08T12:04:28.526-07:00Soneto a Jordi Pujol<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<![endif]--><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>El ex president de la Generalitat <a href="http://www.elmundo.es/cataluna/2014/07/25/53d28aa7e2704ebc1e8b4587.html" target="_blank">Jordi Pujol</a> admite tener dinero en el extranjero desde hace 34 años.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Dices tener ahorros en Andorra </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">desde hace treinta años por herencia; </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si no los declaraste fue indolencia </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que no hay nada de malo en quien ahorra. </span></div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Foto: agenciaacn (CC).</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Mas tu clan se ha pegado una vidorra </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">entre la comisión, la transferencia </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y el lucrativo afán de independencia </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de un oasis catalán lleno de borra.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Y ahora, descubierta la tostada </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">te vuelves a tapar con la estelada </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y confías en que Mas te tire un cable,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pero Artur no se traga ya ese envite: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">hace como que llora, y se permite </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">despojarte del <i>molt </i>y el <i>honorable.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Alfredo Pérez Rubalcaba deja la secretaría general del PSOE
tras el fiasco de las elecciones europeas, y Oshidori le despide casi con
mejores formas que algunos compañeros de partido. Qué cosas.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ya te marchas, Rubalcaba, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ya se va el gran muñidor </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">después de que a Valenciano </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">le dieran un revolcón </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">–si doña Elena consiente </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que use tal expresión, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pues se me ocurre meneo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y suena casi peor–.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span><br />
<a name='more'></a><br /><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Te ha pillado ya cansado </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la nueva revolución </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que trae coleta y consigna </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y espacio en televisión, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y que ilusiona a los parias </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">aunque huela algo a alcanfor, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a bolivarismo patrio </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">jaleado en Mediapro. </span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Foto: Alfredo Pérez Rubalcaba (CC).</span></td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Tú no fuiste de tertulias </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sino de, tras el telón, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">manejar las marionetas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que animaban la función. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">¡Le va a decir ese Pablo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">si «podemos» o si no </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a quien hizo presidente </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a un Zetapé remendón!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Pero ya te da pereza, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">ya te coge algo mayor </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y te han rodeado las hienas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">igual que en <i>El Rey León <br />
</i>al comprender que al factótum </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">se le ha atascado el yo-yo. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">El trujimán de las urnas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el Fouché, el Conseguidor </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">se ha quedado sin salidas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y acuden hacia el olor </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de esa rosa chuchurrida </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y en semiputrefacción </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">los Madinas, las Susanas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y también Carmen Chacón, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y hasta se presta al rescate </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la cándida Talegón, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la que pensó que Tejero </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">era un metódico actor </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en aquel <i>veintitrés efe</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que un día Garci rodó. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Te vas tocando la cítara</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como ya hiciera Nerón </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuando Roma se incendiaba </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y en Ferraz comienza el show </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de abrazos y cuchilladas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por elegir sucesor. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Vete, Alfredo, en buena hora </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a descansar a un sillón: </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">veremos si en Telefónica, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">en Iberdrola o Repsol.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">(Publicado en <i>Tetuán 30 Días</i>) </span></div>
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que la expresidenta regional se había retirado de la primera línea política,
porque lo que es de la actualidad, no se apea ni queriendo. Que tampoco parece
que quiera. </span></i></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ES;">Lo último
que se pierde <br />
en la vida es la Esperanza <br />
y así es en el caso de Aguirre </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid0xMfCsHBEF9D_tshH-0veCEURT5_ZWf98lrUMAc2k_5itd0jUWNMAC1j6z1hBs1moeU37n4IYnezMROA-LJ9l1o0tEC8vS0z1-szTLTUk7s1yTzts1pHfsNQ4PH0BNF_QCP_7Y9Eb70/s1600/esperanza.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><br /></a></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ES;">a la que ni retirada <br />
logramos perder de vista <br />
ni echándole un cubo de agua. <br />
Siempre le gustó a esta Espe <br />
empaparse hasta las cachas <br />
de batallitas políticas <br />
y de polémicas varias, </span></span><br />
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ya sea contra el rival <br />
o contra sus camaradas, <br />
pues es ametralladora <br />
que a todas partes dispara <br />
y hay que echarse cuerpo a tierra <br />
cuando ella sale de caza, <br />
aunque seas de los suyos <br />
como ya Pío avisara.<br />
</span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ES;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid0xMfCsHBEF9D_tshH-0veCEURT5_ZWf98lrUMAc2k_5itd0jUWNMAC1j6z1hBs1moeU37n4IYnezMROA-LJ9l1o0tEC8vS0z1-szTLTUk7s1yTzts1pHfsNQ4PH0BNF_QCP_7Y9Eb70/s1600/esperanza.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid0xMfCsHBEF9D_tshH-0veCEURT5_ZWf98lrUMAc2k_5itd0jUWNMAC1j6z1hBs1moeU37n4IYnezMROA-LJ9l1o0tEC8vS0z1-szTLTUk7s1yTzts1pHfsNQ4PH0BNF_QCP_7Y9Eb70/s1600/esperanza.jpg" width="320" /></a>
Junto a Callao, en Gran Vía <br />
tuvo hace unas semanas <br />
su última escaramuza <br />
la lideresa de marras, <br />
cuando aparcó mal el coche <br />
mientras iba a sacar pasta <br />
y al regresar del cajero <br />
estaba la guardia urbana <br />
pidiéndole los papeles <br />
que establece la ordenanza. <br />
Sentó mal a doña Espe <br />
el celo de aquestos guardias <br />
que hacer perder tiempo es cosa <br />
ingrata a la aristocracia <br />
y de buenas a primeras <br />
metió la segunda marcha, <br />
aceleró y fugóse <br />
burlando la vigilancia <br />
como <i>Bonnie and Clyde</i> o <i>Dillinger</i>, <br />
como <i>Dioni </i>oxigenada, <br />
y pensando que la multa <br />
ya le llegaría a casa.<br />
<br />
Esperanza, desde entonces, <br />
no se cae de las portadas, <br />
la entrevistan en las radios, <br />
habla en todos los programas <br />
y en fin vuelve a la palestra <br />
que ahí se encuentra en su salsa. <br />
Ahora quiere reemplazar <br />
en la alcaldía a doña Ana <br />
y si esto llega a pasar <br />
se abrirían no las aguas: <br />
todo el asfalto del foro <br />
volvería a ser una zanja <br />
y abriríanse las carnes <br />
de rojillos y sociatas.<br />
<br />
Tras cortarse la coleta <br />
quiere volver Esperanza <br />
a torear en política <br />
y se ha puesto más pesada <br />
que la pilila de un novio, <br />
más plasta que el <i>tiki taka</i> <br />
o más plomo –si es posible– <br />
que una novela de Gala.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: ES;">(Publicado en <i>Tetuán 30 Días</i>) </span></span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-76790352263574878452014-05-07T01:05:00.000-07:002014-05-23T08:02:44.623-07:00Décima real<i>De todas las acepciones de la palabra «décima» que consigna la RAE, hay una que olvida el diccionario y los madridistas prefieren. Quizá los académicos tengan que incluirla a partir del 24 de mayo.</i><br />
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El vasto diccionario nos relata</div>
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la polisemia del término en cuestión:</div>
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es de cada diez partes fracción,</div>
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una moneda antigua hecha de plata,</div>
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esa fiebre que sube y que no mata</div>
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es un extraño nombre de mujer,</div>
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la métrica formal en esta loa,</div>
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y la que el Madrid alce en Lisboa</div>
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también Décima –y real– tiene que ser.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1462766936257350086.post-70132344877190554772014-04-28T15:06:00.003-07:002016-01-16T12:16:09.371-08:00Romance de la pereza<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<![endif]--><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>La primavera, las terrazas madrileñas y la tediosa actualidad informativa resultan un cóctel infalible contra la productividad satírica.</i> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Me ha cogido de improviso </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la astenia primaveral </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuando tenía que elegir </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">un tema de actualidad </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y buscar las asonantes </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de este romance mensual </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que desde hace 12 años </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">tienen a bien publicar.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">La flojera, la fatiga </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o el pecado capital </span><br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbJLl5YPmDGB2_VJSBPSFsbZq6utyaUIHBs-EDEMn-UWgObHVOWV_k3tVdASi1rnJPusFPTxhTVTisFNCnntPPwIRV0y-Op5HZ1Gl6okaxiJ6Smw9Y_GF4y4-Hg9-GfdCBlOBi9ug5FGM/s1600/asteniaprimaveral.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="203" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbJLl5YPmDGB2_VJSBPSFsbZq6utyaUIHBs-EDEMn-UWgObHVOWV_k3tVdASi1rnJPusFPTxhTVTisFNCnntPPwIRV0y-Op5HZ1Gl6okaxiJ6Smw9Y_GF4y4-Hg9-GfdCBlOBi9ug5FGM/s1600/asteniaprimaveral.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de la pereza me llegan </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuando el sol suele asomar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y hace día de paseo, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y sale Madrid a pasear </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y se cambia en el armario </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">bufanda, gorro, anorak </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por las sandalias y el <i>short </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que cubre poco, y cubre mal </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pero que a algunas les sienta </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mejor que fenomenal. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Las terrazas en el foro </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">están casi a reventar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pues no hay crisis tan profunda </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que nos deje sin tomar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el preceptivo vermú </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuasiconstitucional, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mientras leemos el periódico </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">–los pocos que lo leen ya– </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o miramos al tendido </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">o nos ponemos a hablar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">de lo caro que está todo </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y de que en junio hay Mundial.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Mas si el buen tiempo propicia </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la galbana laboral </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mayor molicie te coge </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">cuando tienes que mirar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">qué ocurre por estos predios </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">do ni de casualidad </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">hallas un caso que a risa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">uno se pueda tomar.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Cuando no son los hastiados </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">marchando «con dignidad» </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">son los vándalos violentos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">destrozando la ciudad; </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la educación, el aborto, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el desempleo pertinaz, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">los ministros de Rajoy, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">el badulaque de Mas, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">los hipócritas que loan </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">a Suárez de funeral, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">la sanidad, los impuestos </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y el estamento arbitral </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">dándole puntos al Barça </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">como ya es habitual. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">A la vista de estos temas </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">no me queda más que holgar </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">mismamente cual si fuera </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">un enlace sindical.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">(Publicado en <i>Tetuán 30 Días</i>) </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>Caen las ventas de la quincuagenaria Barbie y arrecian las protestas por la «cosificación</i><i><i>»</i> del cuerpo femenino que la muñeca lleva propiciando durante el último medio siglo. O eso dice <a href="http://smoda.elpais.com/articulos/el-mundo-contra-barbie/4579" target="_blank">El País.</a> </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Ansío ser como <i>Barbie </i>de raquítica: </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">me arrastra el fabricante a aquella estética; </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">estoy ya a merced de la dietética </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">por esa preferencia paleolítica.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiUkk4s-Bm9aoLpEZxOPqz5fLr038fGdYFgRpFvmp90q4dc-vyvXCSf3C9gHfzxgu_isbfCXf9bGwMgCkcLHDZSRvR35FAPgT712PRivGuvdmQVJRK_bo8Vgjj4IPodX2wNlyr2DIEj0I/s1600/Barbie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiUkk4s-Bm9aoLpEZxOPqz5fLr038fGdYFgRpFvmp90q4dc-vyvXCSf3C9gHfzxgu_isbfCXf9bGwMgCkcLHDZSRvR35FAPgT712PRivGuvdmQVJRK_bo8Vgjj4IPodX2wNlyr2DIEj0I/s1600/Barbie.jpg" width="320" /></a>La culpa es de <i>Mattel </i>y de su mítica </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">muñeca inalcanzable a la genética; </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y ya como la plástica esquelética </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">anhelo una apariencia sifilítica.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Denuncio a la cultura falocrática </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">que adora a la mujer flaca y neumática </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">y nos condena al resto al cruel diván.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Cómo envidio la suerte a los varones </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">pues al establecer comparaciones</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">sólo han de parecerse… a <i>Supermán</i>.</span></div>
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